Conspiracy Wig becomes a filmmaker!
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Somebody reach out to Deniro for our Sympathetic white.
Early he plays character from Cape Fear, (basic white white) but evolves to sympathetic white, aware of his races (not his, but his races) damage to the world and determined to complain bitterly about "Them".
Early he plays character from Cape Fear, (basic white white) but evolves to sympathetic white, aware of his races (not his, but his races) damage to the world and determined to complain bitterly about "Them".
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Also, can we find some sympathetic shots of Bill Gates, and the Facebook guy? Let's also do a shot of that former Twitter CEO (Jack, right?) trying to calmly lead an evacuation of a city and have him run into, confronted & a shot AR rifle, obviously) by a maniacal white white driving a monster truck.
As the truck drives away, we see it's MAGA and Trump bumper stickers as we zoom back to the evacuees and their children milling disorganized around Jack's body. In the background sounds of terror and carnage building.
As the truck drives away, we see it's MAGA and Trump bumper stickers as we zoom back to the evacuees and their children milling disorganized around Jack's body. In the background sounds of terror and carnage building.
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We'll get Musk and Trump in a shot boarding Air1.
JD Vance in traffic, driving recklessly and hitting people arrives as the plane rises by on the runway, leaving him behind as Vance begins cursing vehemently at Trump.
Another post credit scene, Trump, Musk and other white white rich people are in Air Force 1, drinking champagne and laughing.
Cut to the pilots cabin. There's nobody there and the fuel indicator is blinking urgently. We hear the first engine sputter and die.
Fade as sounds of panic & terror arise, pounding on the pilot cabin door and the horizon rising in the airplane window.
JD Vance in traffic, driving recklessly and hitting people arrives as the plane rises by on the runway, leaving him behind as Vance begins cursing vehemently at Trump.
Another post credit scene, Trump, Musk and other white white rich people are in Air Force 1, drinking champagne and laughing.
Cut to the pilots cabin. There's nobody there and the fuel indicator is blinking urgently. We hear the first engine sputter and die.
Fade as sounds of panic & terror arise, pounding on the pilot cabin door and the horizon rising in the airplane window.
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You're "White White" aren't you?
Would you consider being an extra? We can have a racism coach help you with some offensive dialogue, and for costuming, we'll use overalls and greasy baseball caps. T-shirts with offensive right wing/MAGA slogans.
Would you consider being an extra? We can have a racism coach help you with some offensive dialogue, and for costuming, we'll use overalls and greasy baseball caps. T-shirts with offensive right wing/MAGA slogans.
I know you aren't "White White".)
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That makes you "gray"
Gonna have to talk to Messaging and get a message-based outline for "Grays", minority folks who have been "stockholmed" into feeling empathy or support for "White whites".
Gonna have to talk to Messaging and get a message-based outline for "Grays", minority folks who have been "stockholmed" into feeling empathy or support for "White whites".
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Melania on a phone at the White House with Baron, trying to reach her husband's cell phone and getting a campaign message "We're gonna be the greatest country the world's ever seen. You won't believe it."
In the background we hear Baron say "Where is he?" as Melania's voice begins to crack with fear and she starts sobbing into the phone "where are you? Where are you"
Cut to an airport. Add in some of those branded "Grays" assisting Trump & Musk and some trashy, scantily clad women, clearly prostitutes. They are laughing and giggling and exposing their breasts to Trump and Musk.
As the plane's passengers get to the door and the Grays start to climb the stairs, an official, strict looking man appears at the door and tells them, the next plane will pick you up, wait here, please. As he closes the door. We hear the locks crank into place as the engine whirs up .
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Maybe some pointed shots of a stately Massachusetts home (use RFK family address from the 60's on the mailbox.)
Show the house being looted and a body, laying face down by the door. The body has a gray suit and gray hair and he has a plastic bracelet with the letters "RNC all-access, Trump Endorcer"
From inside the house we hear cries of terror and pleading.
Show the house being looted and a body, laying face down by the door. The body has a gray suit and gray hair and he has a plastic bracelet with the letters "RNC all-access, Trump Endorcer"
From inside the house we hear cries of terror and pleading.
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C'mon, Man.
I need somebody who can deliver a line in just a few takes.
We'll honor the king of the Grays. He'll be depicted visiting a federal penitentiary, waiting for some prisoner to be brought for a visit when the alarm bells begin blaring and he looks around calmly, eating Ice-Cream.
I need somebody who can deliver a line in just a few takes.
We'll honor the king of the Grays. He'll be depicted visiting a federal penitentiary, waiting for some prisoner to be brought for a visit when the alarm bells begin blaring and he looks around calmly, eating Ice-Cream.
I could stand to have a cold beer. How about a Conspiracy IPA?