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Why worry about the draft

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Wingman

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The game is now all about cheating, just give all of our linemen stun guns, both offense and defense, they can use them on the guys across from them and both our lines become world class. The concussion issue goes away, no substances to test for. Sounds like a good thing. I don't have a copy of the rule book handy but I'll bet it is not listed as an illegal act in the game.:cool::rolleyes:
 
folding metal chairs being swung in the secondary isnt in the rule book either.

maybe you're on to something.
 
High tech cheating is the way to go! Who needs great players when you can win with scrubs year in and out. They'll think you're a genius too. Just put a copy of The Art Of War on your desk and they'll know you're a force to reckoned with.
 
bring in two pass catching TEs to pair with Heath. Then quickly say which one is eligible and hike the ball. I hear it is the legal cheat.
 
I like the idea of putting a wire on my linemen on both sides of the ball. The dumb teams who don't change terminology often are screwed. I'm thinking just intercepting radio signals on offense and defense would work best. hmmm..we need a smart guy to decipher it all and put it together into a game package..:) We will look like football gods always being in the right place at the right time!
 
Wingman said:
The game is now all about cheating, just give all of our linemen stun guns, both offense and defense, they can use them on the guys across from them and both our lines become world class. The concussion issue goes away, no substances to test for. Sounds like a good thing. I don't have a copy of the rule book handy but I'll bet it is not listed as an illegal act in the game.:cool::rolleyes:
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Some cheaters get nailed. But those who are frat buddies with Goodell do not.
 
Superman said:
folding metal chairs being swung in the secondary isnt in the rule book either.

maybe you're on to something.
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Nah. That's too obvious. Brass knuckles is the way to go.
 
I say take the radios off them and let the QBs call the games like they used to. That would separate the men from the boys during all these fantasy football stats.
 
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