I use to be the face painter, but none of it really captures me or the bulk of Steelersnation.
So I present to you
17. The diehard fanatic.
There isn't a day you don't talk football (in our case the Steelers). Every room in your house has something related to the team. You aren't afraid to debate football, you could pass out doing it. At times you know how the team should be run, and know in your mind just how to do it. You are willing to layout the blueprint on how to accomplish this task when prompted. Never-mind that sometimes you are right and sometimes wrong.
You search the web daily for Steelers topics, and get irritated when there is nothing to talk about.
We expect our team to be in the hunt for a ring every year.
You are a extremist, you are a drinking fan with a football problem.