Hindsight is a wonderful thing... here are a list of things I totally regret from this past weekend's Steelers game
1. Not going to the game... I am under the weather, and I'm fairly certain I would have gotten shot, but being there for that would have been worth it
2. Not having something with Burfict's ugly mug on it to punch , burn, or explode during the game... it would have been therapeutic.
3. Not having the foresight to use my smart phone to play "Na na na Na.. Na na na Na, hey, hey, hey... goodbye!" in every bar in cincinditucky with one of those internet jukeboxes you can use from your phone...
4. Not betting the all road team parlay
5. Not ceaselessly trolling Bengals boards in a classless fashion all weekend... just for the tasty Bengalfan tears.
6. Not making a Meme with a Jackass with Pacmans Face superimposed on it's head and Burfict's on its *** with the Caption "the perfect Jackass.. two heads, two *****, no brains" and spamming it to every Bengal fan I know.
7. Not having the number of several Cincinnati radio shows to badger this morning. I bet I could have gotten one of them to say "****" on the air...
1. Not going to the game... I am under the weather, and I'm fairly certain I would have gotten shot, but being there for that would have been worth it
2. Not having something with Burfict's ugly mug on it to punch , burn, or explode during the game... it would have been therapeutic.
3. Not having the foresight to use my smart phone to play "Na na na Na.. Na na na Na, hey, hey, hey... goodbye!" in every bar in cincinditucky with one of those internet jukeboxes you can use from your phone...
4. Not betting the all road team parlay
5. Not ceaselessly trolling Bengals boards in a classless fashion all weekend... just for the tasty Bengalfan tears.
6. Not making a Meme with a Jackass with Pacmans Face superimposed on it's head and Burfict's on its *** with the Caption "the perfect Jackass.. two heads, two *****, no brains" and spamming it to every Bengal fan I know.
7. Not having the number of several Cincinnati radio shows to badger this morning. I bet I could have gotten one of them to say "****" on the air...