Sevenisheaven
Banned
- Joined
- Dec 4, 2016
- Messages
- 254
- Reaction score
- 143
- Points
- 43
1) A = Bell is unstoppable B = when you are short and goal to go on 1st down its sensible to run in the NFL and C of course equals a Touchdown........therefore A + B does not ******* equal passing in those ******* ************* situations Todd & Ben !
2) I think Harrison is a vampire. It's the only logical explanation to defying the natural laws of age. Come Latrobe next spring training im going to test some garlic on him When I ask him for an autograph. Mr Harrison will you please sign this (and then quickly throw a garlic necklace around his head in such a deft manner that he doesn't slam me to the ground like a Browns fan)? If he sizzles a little my theory is proven.
3)Jesse James must have started doing HGH recently.....he is beginning to look a tad fast. Shoot em up Cowboy! No pun intended......OK it was intended.
4) Kelsey & Alexandra .....pretty ugly for girls don't you think? Of course not as ugly as Kelsey's big drop near the end zone. Cry on that you *****.....now go massage Alexandra's pornstache.
5) Another Killer B might need to be added to the Bee Mix.......Ben Bell Brown and............Boswell!!!! I was hoping he'd kick one more so from a karma sense each FG would represent a trophy. I guess I'll deal with 6 FGs today. Kinda good job Boz......kinda good. Remember that amputee we got from Jacksonville? Second thought great job kid!
6) Everytime Kelsey lined up as a receiver didn't you think he was going to catch a thirty yard pass? Dude was open in our soft zone all day long. If I was Alexandra I would have passed to him 47 times assuming of course he'd actually catch it near the end zone and not drop it like a *****!! Thank God Gronk is delegated now to shaving his body like a *** and walking around in his speedos. ****** Fagkowski
7) Everytime I looked at a Chiefs fan after another 5, 6, 7 or 20 yards from Bell they just shook their head but not in disgust from their D line but more in a "why the **** is he not on our team" kinda way. There are no more words to describe Bell.....you just shake your head ........in disbelief ( if you root for the other team) or with a silly five year old grin ( if part of Steeler Nation). He's so special. Go smoke a blunt LeVeon!!!! You earned it! **** I forgot .......don't smoke don't smoke!!! Go find a barilla pipe and smoke apple ****** tobacco to your heart's content!
8) Who in their right mind thought things looked great when Gilbert got tackled on the five? When you run a 4.3 how do you lose yardage on a short kickoff? Where is Dri when we ******* need him?I Got me thinking to myself though.........man if I can just catch the ball (not sure if I could) I bet I could get at east one yard before I got pummeled into submission from a gunner. Of course I'd then have to hold on to the ball which might be a slight minor issue. So in summary....if I could catch the ball, hold on to it, gain one yard, and not die then I'd willingly sign a contract with the Pittsburgh Steelers as a kick returner for a reduced price! That would create both cap room for the FO and I'd fulfill a boyhood dream. Win win for everyone!
9) Driving at 1am from KC to Saint Louis coming down from Red Bull while driving 70 miles per hour on icy roads while typing this is as smart as my ******* A + B = C equation mentioned earlier. OK it's not that dumb.
10) You down with Bud Dupree Yeah you know me. You down with Bud Dupree Yeah you know me. Maybe that's the hit follow up to Black and Yellow. Guy is gonna be a player..... Many including me bitched about the D drafting......Heyward Shazier Tuitt Dupree Burns Davis Hargrave......**** that's 7 good young starters under contract right there. How the **** did that happen? Maybe Colbert knows what's he's doing after all.
2) I think Harrison is a vampire. It's the only logical explanation to defying the natural laws of age. Come Latrobe next spring training im going to test some garlic on him When I ask him for an autograph. Mr Harrison will you please sign this (and then quickly throw a garlic necklace around his head in such a deft manner that he doesn't slam me to the ground like a Browns fan)? If he sizzles a little my theory is proven.
3)Jesse James must have started doing HGH recently.....he is beginning to look a tad fast. Shoot em up Cowboy! No pun intended......OK it was intended.
4) Kelsey & Alexandra .....pretty ugly for girls don't you think? Of course not as ugly as Kelsey's big drop near the end zone. Cry on that you *****.....now go massage Alexandra's pornstache.
5) Another Killer B might need to be added to the Bee Mix.......Ben Bell Brown and............Boswell!!!! I was hoping he'd kick one more so from a karma sense each FG would represent a trophy. I guess I'll deal with 6 FGs today. Kinda good job Boz......kinda good. Remember that amputee we got from Jacksonville? Second thought great job kid!
6) Everytime Kelsey lined up as a receiver didn't you think he was going to catch a thirty yard pass? Dude was open in our soft zone all day long. If I was Alexandra I would have passed to him 47 times assuming of course he'd actually catch it near the end zone and not drop it like a *****!! Thank God Gronk is delegated now to shaving his body like a *** and walking around in his speedos. ****** Fagkowski
7) Everytime I looked at a Chiefs fan after another 5, 6, 7 or 20 yards from Bell they just shook their head but not in disgust from their D line but more in a "why the **** is he not on our team" kinda way. There are no more words to describe Bell.....you just shake your head ........in disbelief ( if you root for the other team) or with a silly five year old grin ( if part of Steeler Nation). He's so special. Go smoke a blunt LeVeon!!!! You earned it! **** I forgot .......don't smoke don't smoke!!! Go find a barilla pipe and smoke apple ****** tobacco to your heart's content!
8) Who in their right mind thought things looked great when Gilbert got tackled on the five? When you run a 4.3 how do you lose yardage on a short kickoff? Where is Dri when we ******* need him?I Got me thinking to myself though.........man if I can just catch the ball (not sure if I could) I bet I could get at east one yard before I got pummeled into submission from a gunner. Of course I'd then have to hold on to the ball which might be a slight minor issue. So in summary....if I could catch the ball, hold on to it, gain one yard, and not die then I'd willingly sign a contract with the Pittsburgh Steelers as a kick returner for a reduced price! That would create both cap room for the FO and I'd fulfill a boyhood dream. Win win for everyone!
9) Driving at 1am from KC to Saint Louis coming down from Red Bull while driving 70 miles per hour on icy roads while typing this is as smart as my ******* A + B = C equation mentioned earlier. OK it's not that dumb.
10) You down with Bud Dupree Yeah you know me. You down with Bud Dupree Yeah you know me. Maybe that's the hit follow up to Black and Yellow. Guy is gonna be a player..... Many including me bitched about the D drafting......Heyward Shazier Tuitt Dupree Burns Davis Hargrave......**** that's 7 good young starters under contract right there. How the **** did that happen? Maybe Colbert knows what's he's doing after all.
