Guess what you dumb ******** I aint dead I aint in jail I’m RIGHT HERE. lemme tell ya somethin right now the PITTSBURGH STELLERS are gonna beat the livin dog **** outta them NEW YARK JESTS an if you dont think so youre a blind ******* Aaron Rodgers hes back in the black n gold baby yeah you heard me he was always a Steeler at heart the Jests just rented him for a year before his leg blew up like a firecracker now hes here to piss all over em with touchdowns
an dont get me started on that Jets O line what a bunch of dumbasses Ive seen wet cardboard stand up better in a rainstorm TJ Wats gonna smash through them like a dumptruck through a daycare birthday party confetti everywhere and their QB gonna end up flatter than a deer carcass on I-80 and Mike Tomlinson oh dont think youre off the hook you overrated sideline clapper if the Stellers screw this up it’ll be cuz of you you useless pissant cheerleader Jack Lambert would be rollin over in his grave seein the defense play like a buncha diaper babies the Jests defense they hit softer than a drunk uncle fallin into a beanbag chair and if I hear one more moron say “defensive struggle low scoring game” im gonna puke right in their face this aint no struggle this is a goddamn massacre Stellers by 40 the Jests wont score unless the refs spot em points and even then Rodgers will just take em back outta spite FINAL SCORE write it down on yiur bathroom mirror with a sharpie STEELERS 41 JESTS 6 and if that dont happen I’ll eat my boot an I dont even wear boots cuz they make my feet hurt
an dont get me started on that Jets O line what a bunch of dumbasses Ive seen wet cardboard stand up better in a rainstorm TJ Wats gonna smash through them like a dumptruck through a daycare birthday party confetti everywhere and their QB gonna end up flatter than a deer carcass on I-80 and Mike Tomlinson oh dont think youre off the hook you overrated sideline clapper if the Stellers screw this up it’ll be cuz of you you useless pissant cheerleader Jack Lambert would be rollin over in his grave seein the defense play like a buncha diaper babies the Jests defense they hit softer than a drunk uncle fallin into a beanbag chair and if I hear one more moron say “defensive struggle low scoring game” im gonna puke right in their face this aint no struggle this is a goddamn massacre Stellers by 40 the Jests wont score unless the refs spot em points and even then Rodgers will just take em back outta spite FINAL SCORE write it down on yiur bathroom mirror with a sharpie STEELERS 41 JESTS 6 and if that dont happen I’ll eat my boot an I dont even wear boots cuz they make my feet hurt
