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Mike Mayock off to see a Dr. today for undisclosed issues with his anus. Details pending.

 

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Jon Gruden's new product advertising line: "That's not shaving cream on my chin!"

 

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This just in, Antonio Brown seeking compensation for breaking Guinness World Record for simultaneously screwing the entire Raiders Fan Base.

 

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Antono Brown weighs in on incident where he punches newborn baby: "Well, baby's aint be allowed season passes."
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In other news, Raiders revoke season passes to family.

 

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Antonio Brown flipped out against the Raiders head chef, and wound up putting a severed fish head next to the guy in bed. Brown claimed he was joking. The chef and the fish were not available for comment.

 

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What's the difference between a Ritz Crack & Antonio Brown?

Ones's a snack cracker, the other is a crack who gets away with calling the GM a cracker

 

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More news from Oakland. Derek Carr in counseling after discovering Antonio Brown was unfaithful.