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.... Those of you about to read this should know a few things.
1.) Every bit of detail, is true.
2.) Most characters have given a sort of permission (some were NOT even notified)
3.) Spelling and grammar our out the door
4.) if you can't except or face the facts, don't read
Insight to a few characters. Steelrzgirl (SG) is a strong willed, very smart, tidy, sexy Beotch (if you cross her)
Drink Iron City (Dic) Has all the kewl, bond like gizmo's, intelligent and kind, keeps an eye on SG
Slashsteel (slash) Hulk like strength, football knowledge,
Cpollock (cp)sensible, factual,
Coolieman (cm) Just outright obnoxious, but speaks the truth
SG and Dic have been combing the countryside putting up ****s along the way. They seem to be making way towards Gillette Stadium.....
Dic: SG, is your head set working?
SG: Hell no, seems all I hear are two turds talking about the cheatriots
Dic: same here
The two slowly move into position as they want to ****** the hell out of the place, Dic brought the XG200****continual paint gun with auto paint refill...
What the hell is that.........
Dic: Lookout !!! Billicheat is roaming the sidelines, looks like he is drilling cameramen and sound technicians
SG: Crap, look real close..... Could that be a clone of slash.. wow and cp??
Dic: It looks so.... WTF is he doing???
SG: keep going down Dic, your getting closer
Dic: I just need a little more leverage......let me lift on your leg, while you sit up
SG manages to get high up onto the score board with out being noticed. Dic tosses her up a low-sonic propulsion pack in case she needs to exit fast
Dic is slightly amused to where some readers thoughts may have drifted....
SG: hey Dic, light me a cigarette and toss me an IRON City
Dic: Get to work, I want that score board all pretty for the game tomorrow
SG: Do youi think we should rescue slash and cp
Dic: Not sure we can..... I'll call cm on my transponder-nipplemitter with video......... cm are you there
cm: what the **** do you want, I'm in the middle of something
Dic: Track this video and sound, what do you make of it
cm: Sheezz.... billicheat doing his usual pregame ****, making cheating look easy
that sound of the two turds is phill simms and joe what his ****???
SG: can you toss me another IRON City, oh hey coolie
Dic: I like when yaz drink SG...... you about done up there??
SG: Get off my ***, i'll finish when I finish fuckstick ....(did I just say that aloud)
Dic: Ok ok....take your time... cm you getting the footage still?
cm: what the hell are sending me pictures of br*dy's deflated balls??? That's old
news as even gazelle has shown those to her male friends...
Dic: No cm, the rest of it..... what is that big machine thing that slash and cp keep
going in and out of....?
cm: I think it's a crap infusionator that turns ordinary fans into cheatriots fans,. along with
artificial football / knowledge on righteous entitlement known of Bostonians.
SG: holy ****....... we gotta save slash and cp
Dic: billicheat is making them go through time and time again as if the machine doesn't work on them
I always knew slash and cp were legitimate STEELERS fans
SG: I think slash is illegitimate, but I get what your saying...
Dic: You done yet SG, I need to hit the bathroom
SG: Me too!!!
The two partners in crime walk into the visitors bathroom and find all kinds of technicians scurrying around
SG: Dic, are catching this on you nipple-transponder?
Dic: sure am, amazing and look, they're even embedding video / microphones in the porcelain of the stools
SG: You are right, billyboy leaves no turd unturned
Dic: I'll go outside and create a diversion, while you get slash and cp out of here
SG: Don't do it Dic..... this whole place is masters of diversion, just do something straight forward
Dic: your right SG, what would I do without you...... (not spend as much on IRON City)
Dic goes down to the field and just starts kicking field goals with his laser-guided-auto-filtered-distance-achieving-
overinflated-football. Just as expected, billicheat starts to mosey over his way. SG glides on down, grabbing
slash and cp, leading them to safety. SG snaps them out of their trance and explains the whole happenings.
slash goes ape **** (not the one arm flinging kind) and rips that machine to shreds. He then grabs cp (on the butt)
oooppps, by the hand and gets the hell out of there. Meanwhile Dic has just made a 63 yrder and billy boy is nearing in
Dic: SG you got the package in a safe place?
SG: yes Dic, very safe and warm.
Dic: We need to go, and I mean right now
SG: my pack is out of fuel
Dic: It's OK, just run by the camera people, holler real loud how the steelers are going to beat the patty cakes in the AFCCG
this year, fair and square........They'll be laughing so hard just from the "fair and square"
SG does as she is told (she's good to Dic in that respects), runs and screams her way out of there. Dic extends a long
follow through, catching billy boy in what's presumably his ball area, nothing happens. Apparently Dic didn't realize billy boy
already has deflated balls, just like t*mmy b*y's. In an instant, with the help of the cloaking film crew cover, Dic slips out
and into safety along side SG.
SG: Dic, I thought you were a goner there
Dic: It takes more than that to trap me, what say we get on back to Pittsburgh for tomorrow's game
SG: I love it when you talk to me that way
Dic and SG head out to the pasterics paint mobil and fire up a rainbow of ***************************** all the way to
PITTSBURGH. They make it in time to watch the whole game, 27 to 19 drumming of the raiders. SG snuggles a
little closer and asks where is the next place us partners In crime are headed............. (Dic is relieved when she
passes out, now he doesn't have to buy her dinner)
STAY TUNED FOR WEEK 10 EPISODE........ (will the dynamic partners get more than expected) or (will they make it a game)
Salute the nation
1.) Every bit of detail, is true.
2.) Most characters have given a sort of permission (some were NOT even notified)
3.) Spelling and grammar our out the door
4.) if you can't except or face the facts, don't read
Insight to a few characters. Steelrzgirl (SG) is a strong willed, very smart, tidy, sexy Beotch (if you cross her)
Drink Iron City (Dic) Has all the kewl, bond like gizmo's, intelligent and kind, keeps an eye on SG
Slashsteel (slash) Hulk like strength, football knowledge,
Cpollock (cp)sensible, factual,
Coolieman (cm) Just outright obnoxious, but speaks the truth
SG and Dic have been combing the countryside putting up ****s along the way. They seem to be making way towards Gillette Stadium.....
Dic: SG, is your head set working?
SG: Hell no, seems all I hear are two turds talking about the cheatriots
Dic: same here
The two slowly move into position as they want to ****** the hell out of the place, Dic brought the XG200****continual paint gun with auto paint refill...
What the hell is that.........
Dic: Lookout !!! Billicheat is roaming the sidelines, looks like he is drilling cameramen and sound technicians
SG: Crap, look real close..... Could that be a clone of slash.. wow and cp??
Dic: It looks so.... WTF is he doing???
SG: keep going down Dic, your getting closer
Dic: I just need a little more leverage......let me lift on your leg, while you sit up
SG manages to get high up onto the score board with out being noticed. Dic tosses her up a low-sonic propulsion pack in case she needs to exit fast
Dic is slightly amused to where some readers thoughts may have drifted....
SG: hey Dic, light me a cigarette and toss me an IRON City
Dic: Get to work, I want that score board all pretty for the game tomorrow
SG: Do youi think we should rescue slash and cp
Dic: Not sure we can..... I'll call cm on my transponder-nipplemitter with video......... cm are you there
cm: what the **** do you want, I'm in the middle of something
Dic: Track this video and sound, what do you make of it
cm: Sheezz.... billicheat doing his usual pregame ****, making cheating look easy
that sound of the two turds is phill simms and joe what his ****???
SG: can you toss me another IRON City, oh hey coolie
Dic: I like when yaz drink SG...... you about done up there??
SG: Get off my ***, i'll finish when I finish fuckstick ....(did I just say that aloud)
Dic: Ok ok....take your time... cm you getting the footage still?
cm: what the hell are sending me pictures of br*dy's deflated balls??? That's old
news as even gazelle has shown those to her male friends...
Dic: No cm, the rest of it..... what is that big machine thing that slash and cp keep
going in and out of....?
cm: I think it's a crap infusionator that turns ordinary fans into cheatriots fans,. along with
artificial football / knowledge on righteous entitlement known of Bostonians.
SG: holy ****....... we gotta save slash and cp
Dic: billicheat is making them go through time and time again as if the machine doesn't work on them
I always knew slash and cp were legitimate STEELERS fans
SG: I think slash is illegitimate, but I get what your saying...
Dic: You done yet SG, I need to hit the bathroom
SG: Me too!!!
The two partners in crime walk into the visitors bathroom and find all kinds of technicians scurrying around
SG: Dic, are catching this on you nipple-transponder?
Dic: sure am, amazing and look, they're even embedding video / microphones in the porcelain of the stools
SG: You are right, billyboy leaves no turd unturned
Dic: I'll go outside and create a diversion, while you get slash and cp out of here
SG: Don't do it Dic..... this whole place is masters of diversion, just do something straight forward
Dic: your right SG, what would I do without you...... (not spend as much on IRON City)
Dic goes down to the field and just starts kicking field goals with his laser-guided-auto-filtered-distance-achieving-
overinflated-football. Just as expected, billicheat starts to mosey over his way. SG glides on down, grabbing
slash and cp, leading them to safety. SG snaps them out of their trance and explains the whole happenings.
slash goes ape **** (not the one arm flinging kind) and rips that machine to shreds. He then grabs cp (on the butt)
oooppps, by the hand and gets the hell out of there. Meanwhile Dic has just made a 63 yrder and billy boy is nearing in
Dic: SG you got the package in a safe place?
SG: yes Dic, very safe and warm.
Dic: We need to go, and I mean right now
SG: my pack is out of fuel
Dic: It's OK, just run by the camera people, holler real loud how the steelers are going to beat the patty cakes in the AFCCG
this year, fair and square........They'll be laughing so hard just from the "fair and square"
SG does as she is told (she's good to Dic in that respects), runs and screams her way out of there. Dic extends a long
follow through, catching billy boy in what's presumably his ball area, nothing happens. Apparently Dic didn't realize billy boy
already has deflated balls, just like t*mmy b*y's. In an instant, with the help of the cloaking film crew cover, Dic slips out
and into safety along side SG.
SG: Dic, I thought you were a goner there
Dic: It takes more than that to trap me, what say we get on back to Pittsburgh for tomorrow's game
SG: I love it when you talk to me that way
Dic and SG head out to the pasterics paint mobil and fire up a rainbow of ***************************** all the way to
PITTSBURGH. They make it in time to watch the whole game, 27 to 19 drumming of the raiders. SG snuggles a
little closer and asks where is the next place us partners In crime are headed............. (Dic is relieved when she
passes out, now he doesn't have to buy her dinner)
STAY TUNED FOR WEEK 10 EPISODE........ (will the dynamic partners get more than expected) or (will they make it a game)
Salute the nation
