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Jason Pierre-Paul got into the holiday spirit by blowing a apart a piece of his hand

Meh, he's a defensive end missing a few fingers. Rocky Bleier played running back missing half his foot. :herewego:
 
Not to mention that kicker for new Orleans kicked a 63 yard field goal with half a foot, so a couple fingers shouldn't mess his game up...
 
Had to hurt like h@ll though, off with the fireworks. To bad the zippo cant be lit.............




Salute the nation
 
That's only good enough for second place in the July 4 Darwin Awards.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/201...ok&utm_medium=story&utm_campaign=ShareButtons

Man Dies After Attempting to Shoot Fireworks From Top of Head
Story by the Associated Press; curated by Kaitlyn Schallhorn.

CALAIS, Maine (AP) — A young man who was drinking and celebrating the Fourth of July tried to launch a firework off the top of his head, fatally injuring himself, authorities said Sunday.

Devon Staples and his friends had been drinking and setting off fireworks Saturday night in the backyard of a friend’s home in the small eastern Maine city of Calais, said Stephen McCausland, a spokesman for the state Department of Public Safety. Staples, 22, of Calais, placed a fireworks mortar tube on his head and set it off, he said.

The firework exploded, killing Staples instantly, McCausland said.

His death is the first fireworks fatality in Maine since the state legalized fireworks on Jan. 1, 2012, authorities said.

Calais is on the Canadian border near New Brunswick.

State fire marshals were also investigating several other Fourth of July fireworks accidents involving injuries in Friendship, Jefferson, Lebanon and Woodstock. They said most of the accidents involved burns and eye injuries. McCausland said further details were expected to be released later Sunday.

In 2011, lawmakers voted to repeal a 1949 law banning fireworks, reasoning the industry would create jobs and generate additional revenue.
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Yep, I don't have too much sympathy for the stupid.

When I heard of the JPP story, all I could think of Happy Gilmore and Chubbs with his glued-on hand. I know it's not right, but I have a warped sense of humor.
 
We were lighting bottle rockets on New Years about half a decade ago, when these two guys( who were relitively clueless when sober) got their hands on an oversized rocket... no lie, this guy never had lit a rocket before (and the other one who was just not really with it) mistoook it for a roman candle. the first guy literally held the stick while the second one lit it.. as the flames burned his hand the guy was screaming that it hurt, but not letting go... the first one knocked it out of his hands and it fortunetly flew just far enough to explode on the next door neighbor's house... people are retarded and there arent enough deathtraps to weed them out these days.....
 
This is the funniest part -

salvaje20 says:
Jul 5, 2015 4:45 PM
Plaxico must have lit the fuse…
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Whelp that may have cost him 60 million dollars, since the giants just pulled their offer..... good plan... blow up hand during contract negotiations
 
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