Inside Browns HQ:
1) "Hey guys we need a new head coach"
2) "Again?"
1) "Yes Again, it's time. We just got rid of our GM, so we had to get rid of our Coach, and of course the QB will be next"
3) "It's the Browns way, New GM, New HC, New QB, wash rinse repeat. The recipe for success!"
1) "This time it will work, trust me, but we have to find the right candidate."
4) "Carrot Top! That dude is hilarious, and he's JACKED!"
1) "I don't think he coaches. He does prop comedy"
2) "How about we do an in depth interview system, bring in a lot of candidates. Check them out, call them out and whittle the finalists down by mid Feb?"
4) "We don't have that kind of time. I have a spa treatment to get to."
3) "Well we have to bring in a Rooney Rule player to interview"
4) "Tick-tock, I've got to get going, Real wives of NJ comes on in like 2 hours, just hire a black guy"
1) "WTF, aren't we going to do this intelligently?
4) "I'm the wife of the owner. You still want a job tomorrow 'lawyer'?"
1) "FML, OK, so we're going to hire a minority candidate, who are the best options?"
2) "I have a list of about 4 college coaches that would fit the profile"
3) "There are some great NFL Assistants in ARI, PIT, KC, and CIN to take a look at."
4) "Cincinnati it is!"
1) "WTF, why Cincinnati?"
4) "Because it's in the same damn state. He can walk here and we can interview him immediately."
2) "Alright, Jackson is promising in Cincinnati. He has experience mentoring QBs and he was good in Oakland"
4) "That's our guy!! Thanks for the chat boys, I've got to run. I know you dolls can handle the paperwork without me. Tootles!"
1) "WTF just happened?"
3) "It's the Browns way. Wash rinse repeat..."