Clowney on the trading block!!! Coolie - get on your horse, man!!!

[bermudasteel]

< puts on Cooch hat >
We can trade for him, rip the old contract up, have him sign for minimum and front load it with the $25 mil we saved by cutting Antonio Brown and the $25 mil we saved by trading Lejean Bell. $50 mil up front and make that contract good for 3 years, when the salary cap goes up again. Then we can raise his salary and it won't impact us at all. But, Tomlin is too gun shy to admit that Durpee is a bus, so he won't have Colbert make this trade. I'd have drafted Clowney in the 4th round that year. Who would you have taken in the 9th round?

< / takes off Cooch hat >

Bruh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Funniest post of the year!!!

He'd look good in..............never mind.


Wait...Houston sends Clowney to Buffalo, Buffalo sends Oliver to Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh sends Bud and a bag of Tostitos to Houston.

This is the second funniest!!!

Clowney is going to want more than $5M

I bet he wants a trip to the Superbowl too...

 

[BLITZ]

Man I cannot wait for the regular season to start!!

 

[Skott]

He’s too lazy and often injured. He’s living off one play against Michigan

 

[Vader]

He’s too lazy and often injured. He’s living off one play against Michigan

Not really. He dominated in college. It was more than just one play.

Not sure why anyone would want him to come here. He's a 4-3 DE.