Calvin the cheetah

[Djfan]

These days I run at a Cheetos speed all the time… which is whatever time it takes someone to notice me laying on the ground from the inevitable heart attack and pick me up and carry me over the finish line

Could one guy really lift you, or are more required?

 

[madinsomniac]

Could one guy really lift you, or are more required?

Meh a really strong guy id guess… best bring a dolly just in case

 

[Drink IRON City]

Meh a really strong guy id guess… best bring a dolly just in case

Dolly Parton or Barbie ???


Salute the nation

 

[Drink IRON City]

nah, son. it's special.

So, you are the father……….. but slash’s name isn’t Luke……………….


Salute the nation

 

[OhioSteel]

The time is off.
If you stop the video around the 5 second mark you (in the right spot) can see he is about 2-3 yards into his run and the clock still says 0.00.