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[Ron Burgundy]

Ron, very important question. Is Marcia going down next Sunday or not?

If I was married to his wife I'd be going down on it every day and twice on Sunday.

 

[Drink IRON City]

Ron, in the same county as I live a friend of mine has a family cemetery. She says if she is buried within 24hours of death,she doesn't need anything, under-taker or embalmed, nothing zilch nottA. I'm looking into this for my place but haven't gotten that far to specifics on requirement of burial. Have you heard / have any experience in this part of the burial plot?????? (Nice pun, eh? )





Salute the nation

 

[BLITZ]

Ron

if Anchorman 3 comes out and will Ferrell's part is now played by the Asian dude from the hangover, do you change your name? why or why not

 

[DBS1970]

You should drink more.