Bought a bottle of Evan Williams Bottled In Bond. Good stuff for the price. I'm ****** up. Ask away before I go sleepy-nigh-nigh.
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Here's what I'm watching right now, besides Greg Gutfeld on Fox News.
Would you watch football if the field was orange?
Only if the Steelers or Pitt was playing.
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Seems Drunk Ron has passed out.
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Lmao...a memorable opening, good sir.
So, Dr. Unk Burgundy...it hurts when I do this...what should I do?
So, Dr. Unk Burgundy...it hurts when I do this...what should I do?
It would seem the 46'ers are the leading candidate.
Yup. Best night's sleep I've had in a while.
Don't do that.
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Ron, now that you've sobered up.................................or slept it off.....................or just pretending.............................
What will be the final score of the 3rd quarter of up-coming PRO-BOWL??????????
Salute the nation
What will be the final score of the 3rd quarter of up-coming PRO-BOWL??????????
Salute the nation
33-27
Ron, assuming you have sobered up, what happens if the funeral home picks up the wrong deceased? Who gets the blame and what do you do about it? [emoji848]
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Ron what ex-Steelers player as a kid used to lift open coffins with his friend, for fun ?
Ron what ex-Steelers player as a kid used to lift open coffins with his friend, for fun ?
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Ron, I watched The Autopsy of Jane Doe. Could that really happen?
Call the next-of-kin to see if they wanted to change funeral homes and if not, let them yell at the nursing home who screwed up.
Holy poop, I'm sorry I missed this Ron, what a treat to have Ron drunk typing on a Saturday evening!
You are a treasure sir!
Question. Have you ever done a green burial? If so, what type of box to you put them in?
How long can they be out for a viewing before they stink?
You are a treasure sir!
Question. Have you ever done a green burial? If so, what type of box to you put them in?
How long can they be out for a viewing before they stink?
I would guess Max Starks because his family owns a funeral home in Florida.
Can't say, I never saw it.
Give this man a prize.
No. People in western PA, even the Democrats, aren't real big on ''green''.
A biodegradable box or wrap. Most cemeteries require a concrete burial vault to place the casket or urn in. Not so much to protect the casket but to keep the ground from sinking in after the dirt has been loosened. A "green" cemetery or "green" area of a regular cemetery would not require a vault. Also you would use embalming fluid that does not contain formaldehyde but that stuff doesn't work as well either.
Embalmed they're good for a week, embalmed and in the cooler several months if need be. If you know you're going to hold on to someone for a longer than average time then you embalm them with a stronger mix of fluid too.
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Does time stay constant when you're travelling at the speed of light? If I threw a rubber ball forward inside the ship what speed would it be traveling? How do you solve the mass expansion problem at that speed?
I've heard rumors,but is the moon really made of cheese?
I've heard rumors,but is the moon really made of cheese?
Ron, very important question. Is Marcia going down next Sunday or not?
No. If you travel at the speed of light or faster then time slows down.
The speed of light plus the speed of the ball. I don't think there would be a mass expansion problem because the speed of both is relative.
No, it's a rock. We've brought pieces of it back and they're not edible.