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me reading this thread:
As bad as things seem to be
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In what world does anyone do what you say, you moron?L
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Yeah slow as you have been told to take it to PM's.
You can call it whatever you like
just do it.
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Then we would lose our entertainment. I am waiting for momma jokes to start.
His momma's sooooooooooooooooooooooooo fat
she jumped up and got stuck.
Your momma's sooooooo dumb ...
She sold her car for gas money.
She has a glass door with a peep hole.
She took her dog to Pet Smart to get an IQ Test.
She called me to ask for my phone number.
She went to the dentist to get her Bluetooth fixed
She missed the #44 bus, and thought she could fix the problem by taking the #22 twice.
She watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
It takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
She went to pet store, bought some bird seed, and asked the cashier how long does it take for the birds to grow.
She spent 20 minutes pondering the frozen orange juice container because it said "concentrate."
She drove to the airport, saw a sign that said "Airport Left," so she turned around and went home.
She got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years."
She could not get a program to run, because the computer said "Press any key to continue," and she couldn't find the "Any" key.
yo mama so stupid she thought sherlock holmes was a housing community
yo moma so scary bigfoot took a picture of her
yo mama so fat when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked the **** up
yo mama so ****** stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to help her makeup her mind
I caught yo mama yelling into the mailbox, I asked her what in the hell are you doing? She reply's, "oh I was trying to send a voice mail"
yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore her
yo mama soooooooooooo fat
her gynecologist went missing
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Yo momma is so ugly that your grandma took the placenta home and left her in the maternity
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Yo mama's so lazy she stuck her nose out the window, and let the wind blow it.
Yo mama's so fat that when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama's so fat that when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
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yo mama so bald, that when she puts on a turtleneck sweater she looks like a roll-on deodorant